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Man carrying dead weasel bursts into an appartment and assaults the occupant.

Great unanswered questions of our time – why do people carry dead weasels :

Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” Police said the attacker answered, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend’s apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.

KXRO radio reports he left the carcass behind.

Police later found the suspect arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested the 33-year-old Hoquiam man after a fight.

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don’t know why he carried it with him.

He could have at least hit the guy with the dead weasel in the style of the monty python fish dance although I am not sure of the correct etiquette for retaliating in those circumstances :
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