On the hunt for things to write about, I decided to break a personal rule and have a look at the Daily Mail website. I expected to find plenty of outraged colonels and retired vicars hyperventilating over some pregnant teenagers or something similar.

Instead, I found this quite amusing story of a 19 year old hooligan midget who has just been presented with his first ASBO for general unruly behaviour, drunkenness and egg throwing.

As an aside, his mother looks like she was a bit loose in her younger years as well.

Edit: On reflection I’m not sure its healthy to imagine a retired vicar hyperventilating over a pregnant teenager!