Random Musing

“The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.”- Thomas Jefferson

Waspsnest’s Contributors

The Wasp
Mr Raccoon

Twatter stuff ...

Posting tweet...

People power in one picture.

A very simple idea which the masses ought to wake up to … if only they could drag themselves away from the TV for a minute or two …

Thanks to Rego!

Share

The great Irish landfill treasure hunt or “there be moonrock in them thar’ hills …”

image credit BBC – article here

Expect hordes armed with shovels to descend on Finglas landfill dump in Dublin as the masses discover that a piece of Aplollo 11 moonrock worth around $5 million is hidden somewhere under the rotting detritus.

Via The BBC (and a hat tip to Mr Raccoon) [...]

Share

Some people have all the best toys like this mini-gun filled with tracer rounds mounted on a helicopter. Only in America!

Stick a General Electric GAU-17/A minigun on a helicopter, fill it with pretty tracer rounds and have a blast – the shots from the air with the red tracer looking a lot like liquid fire.

Half decent soundtrack too

_ _

Now, where did I put my helicopter [...]

Share

A new Norovirus vaccine – just don’t tell non-smokers how it is made …

Via The Torygraph, one that I am sure Leg-iron would have a lot of fun with (emphasis mine) :

The vaccine uses dummy virus cells grown in tobacco plants to immunise the body against the winter vomiting bug.

Rather than being injected, it is administered up the nose in the form of a powder [...]

Share

Pictorial Interlude – a stunt gone wrong, librarian humour, waitrose newspaper failure and a pretty sunset in a lightbulb ..

The following looks rather painful and definitely not what was intended, although I am not exactly sure what they did intend :

Librarians do have a sense of humour after all :

I think someone should have considered what Heston Bloominghell’s new bun creation looked like when stacked up or maybe Waitrose [...]

Share

Amusing Exam Answers – heavy metal edition

The following was spotted by one of The Waspsnest’s Estonian co-conspirators and should have received a mark at least for original thinking in a science exam :

Share

Economists and Einstein

Amongst the comments on a very readable ZeroHedge article on the future of Greece and the somewhat underhand Germans (the video of the German Finance Minister in the article demonstrating that it is indeed all politics) comes this little gem :

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room [...]

Share

Pictorial Interlude – Grandpa’s thoughts on gap years, stoned granny, how to be a god, atheists and wtf is that?

An eclectic selection from the amusing to the bizarre :

Grandpa’s thoughts on gap year travel :

Possibly explaining grannies behaviour after a romp in the weed field – note loud dress and comfortable footwear whilst skipping through the ganga :

An idea on how to become worshipped and all powerful :

[...]

Share

Italian State Police Lamborghini Gallardo – just don’t laugh too hard now …

After getting to the end of the photo strip, the only thing I could think of (whilst trying not to laugh like a drain) was the line from The Blues Brothers – Does the cigarette lighter (still) work?

 

Share

When your mortar looks like it needs a dose of viagra – run away ….

Military hardware looking much more like military floppyware – the way the projectile sort of flops out is nearly as funny as the delayed running away of all surrounding troops …

I assume the camera was tripod mounted or perhaps the cameraman didn’t notice the army retreating in an undignified [...]

Share

Get out of the car!!!

And yet another news story with and elderly woman leaving some memorable laughs.

_

_

Share

Pictorial interlude – Disney, Firemen and a mysterious barman.

Hello, Mr. Raccoon is back from a little break just for this one post because I will be gone again for some time. But I will try to post whilst I’m away doing my Raccoon business. Anyways…

_

Being a little metalhead that I am then right now I wish that the fairytale characters [...]

Share

Pictorial Interlude – Toilet roll psychoanalysis and a close escape …

Kindly provided by Mr Raccoon whilst on manoeuvres, remember to judge your host when you find yourself in another’s bathroom :

And, if you ever find yourself making a complete mess of the shitter at a party, pray for Satanists …

Share

Sometimes you just run out of words – such as this California school penis inspection notice …

A spoof on close inspection but damned amusing none the less :

Share

Pictorial Interlude – Adam, elevator trick

Hello everybody, Mr Raccoon back but not with the usual 3 pictures you gotto settle down with 2 this time.

_

First of all about a dad who missed the birth of his child. And I still cannot understand how his girlfriend tolerated it so easly.

_

And lastly a pretty good trick [...]

Related Posts with Thumbnails
Share