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“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize – Oh man…I could be eating a slow learner.”- Lyndon B. Johnson

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It was only a matter of time but it’s for the children of course!

Paid a visit to a local country pub on Sunday and I think it will be that last time they get my business.

The problem?

Well there is a rather nice beer garden where you can sit and watch the country views whilst having a pint and a fag and then there is the […]

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Pictorial Interlude – When minimum alcohol pricing doesn’t work, beer will only be available in this HM Government approved size …

I think you will wear out your finger trying to open the cans faster than it evaporates from your glass …

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Video Interlude – Pedestrians in need of clean underwear …

Whilst work is preventing anything useful here, how about these lucky buggers :

Notice the chick on the right nearly being decapitated by the tailgate!

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Parents think it is too dangerous to let their kids play in the snow. I wonder why that is …

We seem to have become a timid race here in the UK.

From the Torygraph, we have this :

Nearly a third of parents believe it is “too dangerous” to let their children play outside in the snow, in case they slip on ice or get hit by a snowball, a survey has shown. […]

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I would not want to be fishing off Denmark later …

Not very often you see Hurricane Force 12 mentioned in a met office forecast along with some stomach churning seas (phenomenal definition here) :

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Pictorial Interlude – Earth’s most intelligent beings, backlit bat, battle monkeys and how to make a policeman laugh …

All work and no play – bugger that, how about some amusement …

Cats rule (dog lovers – go and throw sticks or something and move on) :

Lace wings – a bat and it’s SAD lamp possibly :

The latest secret weapons (not to be confused with […]

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Rot at the BBC – who is the “smoking rots brain” quote actually from?

Try as I might, I just cannot discover who is supposedly quoted here :

Smoking “rots” the brain by damaging memory, learning and reasoning, according to researchers at King’s College London.

A study of 8,800 people over 50 showed high blood pressure and being overweight also seemed to affect the brain, but to […]

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Video Interlude – Ninja motorbike rider crashes and watch out for the ice on the pool – it’s thicker than you thought …

This guy just has to be a ninja in his spare time …

Remember all the warnings you have seen about the dangers of thin ice? How about if the ice is a little thicker than you thought – cue broken tailbone I think …

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It’s not illegal but you cannot have it because we think it’s bad for you!

Sorry, you can’t buy this in Ipswich – the police and council say it’s bad for you.

Following on from yesterday’s shroud waving attacks on the furniture shop quite legally giving away beer to customers, we now have a whole town full of bansturbators getting shops to ‘voluntarily’ agree […]

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Video Interlude – How not to race a speedboat full of half naked chicks across a rough sea …

The driver’s impression of someone being shot being outdone by the ‘chicks in a food mixer’ ending I think :

The ‘pink bikini faceplant’ must have smarted a little too.

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If CT Scanners did not have patient friendly covers you would never get in one ..

Can you imagine anyone voluntarily getting inside  a CT scanner if it didn’t have its nice drab cover :

It looks more like an industrial robot than a medical imaging device I think.

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Video Interlude – One to get the bansturbators in a tizz – smoking and drinking edition …

How about this for a demonstration of how to down a pint whilst simultaneously puffing on a cig :

Now, what film is that clip from??

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Pictorial Interlude – Be careful when arranging your melons and the world’s ugliest ear …

This one would probably get you arrested in the UK for causing undue distress, alarm etc etc :

And, after “vampire woman” and “piercing woman” this has got to be one of the worst body mods I have ever seen :

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Only in the US – $3 million settlement to man’s estate after 3 in a bed sex ends in fatal heart attack.

When it comes to people suing for coffee that is actually hot and all the other strange tales of American litigation, the following (in my opinion), must be one of the strangest yet :

A $3 million judgment was awarded to the family of a Georgia man after he suffered a heart attack during […]

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The postman still laughs

Hello once again, Mr Raccoon here with another post.

Found this one when i was making some coffee before starting work so I though i’d put it here to start the day with some laughs.

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And to end the post with a small joke.

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Mr. Raccoon out!

 

Cheers!!

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