The title comes from an interesting exercise in creative writing from Pravda – change the people and places and you have the current press reports from Syria for example  :

On Saturday, August, 6th, in the suburbs of London, a rebellion of democratically minded progressive young people dissatisfied with the dictatorship of Queen Elizabeth II, ruling for about a half of a century, broke out. They demand respect for their rights, democratic freedoms and reforms in the UK.

The international community expressed support for their heroic struggle against the dictatorship of Queen Elizabeth II. The countries of the UN General Assembly require an urgent convening of the Security Council on the UK. EU leaders have expressed concern due to the fact that thousands of people have become the victims of the dictatorial regime in the UK. The police and army are using force against the freedom fighters disproportionately.

There is evidence of the use of aircraft in the areas densely populated by the freedom fighters. The world community is concerned that officials of law enforcement agencies of the regime will continue to use force. The government and the Queen of Britain are obliged to provide security for the democratic insurgents, which are implementing nonviolent acts of disobedience; they must reform the royal government and carry out the elections for the post of Queen of Britain.

The European states are calling for a no-fly zone over Britain to ensure the safety of civilians from the troops loyal to Elizabeth II. The Queen of Great Britain has lost her legitimacy and should go. She is responsible for the crimes committed by her regime for over half of a century, the evidence of these crimes announced by the world media and Queen Elizabeth II is liable to judgment by an impartial and fair trial at the Hague Tribunal. International Prosecutor Luis Moreno-Ocampo told the UN Security Council that in a few weeks he will present in the ICC Pre-Trial Chamber a case of war crimes committed in Britain.

If Britain took the place of Libya in the minds of those who consider themselves as masters of the world, we would see these lines in the media.

Very much like the internet pages available where you can create your own BBC science report with mentions of un-named experts!