I would give you several hundred guesses as to the topic of the news article where the following quote comes from and am pretty sure you would never guess :

He was shocked by what he described as the “depraved” sexual acts of “hooligan” males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the “perverted” activities in Greek in his notebook.

The article itself will probably be one of the most read as well given the predilections of people searching with google (it is quite an eyeopener to read the blog search terms sometimes) but in this case they will be more disappointed than titillated unless, that is, they have a penguin fetish :

Depraved’ sex acts by penguins shocked polar explorer.

Yes, it involves penguins and The BBC but it’s still an interesting read.