Too much work to write anything of substance so have a look at some of the more amusing items I came across in an idle half hour :

A most undignified form of exercise which must surely owe its creation to the toilet paper walk described by the comment :

This advert for pink tools made me snort :

The pink Stanley Knife there is just, well, I am speechless darling! Perhaps the government could cut knife related crime by making all bladed items come in shocking pink with sparkly crystal handles…

Anyway, finally, meet John the Snail :

I wonder if the RSPCA would deem this as degrading to snails or some other piss poor excuse to exercise their (nearly) police like powers these days?