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Pictorial Interlude – calming views for a stressful day.

Damned work interfering with life, the universe and everything else non-work related … anyway, enjoy these soothing (and stunning) views :

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Pictorial Interlude – Amazing architecture, Yoda the Squirrel and a racist tree.

A rather impressive house in China of all places :

Yoda lives on in the body of a Red Squirrel :

And an interesting little tale with parallels to life in the EU :

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Pictorial Interlude – The effects of consuming vodka – USA vs Estonia.

Having been there at Christmas I can certainly see the Estonian side of this :

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Video Interlude – a cat asking directions …

I don’t think this could have worked out any better – damned amusing …

 

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TV News captions at their best …

Following on from an earlier post (a little lower down with “man killed to death”), a whole selection of TV News captions written by bored and underpaid caption monkeys :

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Just when you thought you had seen everything … making cows blow fanny farts and cow urine showers …

If you are at all squeamish then either don’t press play or go for it and then go straight to therapy … _ _ Thanks to Mr Raccoon for that

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Pictorial Interlude – cock fighting, strange news captions and mind the toybox lid …

I won’t even try and imagine why someone thought this would be a good idea :

A TV News caption written by the work experience intern :

And finally, watch out for the lid on that toybox :

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Video Interlude – Foul mouthed TV weather forecasting … bucketloads of c**t and keep f**king that chicken!

This first one had passed me by last week but thankfully Mr Raccoon keeps abreast of all matters internet : _ _

How does one dress in preparation for those bucketloads of cunt I wonder and, more to the point, what are the probabilities of dry, moist or downright wet?

You can understand why [...]

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People power in one picture.

A very simple idea which the masses ought to wake up to … if only they could drag themselves away from the TV for a minute or two …

Thanks to Rego!

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Imperial March like you never heard it before – this is utterly amazing …

Take one Faraday cage jumpsuit and a few million volt, modulated Tesla Coil and you get this downright awesome rendition of Imperial March – the sound here is all from the spark modulation : _ _

Damn … I really need to look into the larger versions as that looks like damned good fun [...]

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The great Irish landfill treasure hunt or “there be moonrock in them thar’ hills …”

image credit BBC – article here

Expect hordes armed with shovels to descend on Finglas landfill dump in Dublin as the masses discover that a piece of Aplollo 11 moonrock worth around $5 million is hidden somewhere under the rotting detritus.

Via The BBC (and a hat tip to Mr Raccoon) [...]

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Some people have all the best toys like this mini-gun filled with tracer rounds mounted on a helicopter. Only in America!

Stick a General Electric GAU-17/A minigun on a helicopter, fill it with pretty tracer rounds and have a blast – the shots from the air with the red tracer looking a lot like liquid fire.

Half decent soundtrack too

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Now, where did I put my helicopter [...]

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Pictorial Interlude – a stunt gone wrong, librarian humour, waitrose newspaper failure and a pretty sunset in a lightbulb ..

The following looks rather painful and definitely not what was intended, although I am not exactly sure what they did intend :

Librarians do have a sense of humour after all :

I think someone should have considered what Heston Bloominghell’s new bun creation looked like when stacked up or maybe Waitrose [...]

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Amusing Exam Answers – heavy metal edition

The following was spotted by one of The Waspsnest’s Estonian co-conspirators and should have received a mark at least for original thinking in a science exam :

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Pictorial Interlude – Grandpa’s thoughts on gap years, stoned granny, how to be a god, atheists and wtf is that?

An eclectic selection from the amusing to the bizarre :

Grandpa’s thoughts on gap year travel :

Possibly explaining grannies behaviour after a romp in the weed field – note loud dress and comfortable footwear whilst skipping through the ganga :

An idea on how to become worshipped and all powerful :

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