Drunken banker discovers Jesus.

by | Mar 13, 2010 | Just plain weird, Strange Thoughts | 1 comment

The Daily Telegraph has an article on Jesus appearing in the frying pan of a drunken banker (no not rhyming slang). Looks quite a good one too from the photo :

It did get me thinking though on all these Jesus appears in an XXX stories (and XXX doesnt mean porno either – behave yourself) so I thought I would bring a few of the more obscure ones together (it is Saturday evening and I am sort of bored so bear with me).

Jesus in a dental Xray in Phoenix Arizona :

Naan bread in Surrey, UK :

Jesus in a pancake in Ohio :

And, lastly and most bizarrely, Jesus appears around a dogs arsehole. I can’t see it personally but go have a look here if you really want to read more or here if you want to see the ass worship site itself (no its not that kind of site) :

Actually, the news article linked above for the dogs ass Jesus is rather amusing :

Angus’ personal Jesus was first discovered on the morning of Sunday, July 2, 2006. The family was waking up when Angus began to perform his morning ritual. He stretched forward then leaned back sticking his rump high in the air. At that moment, the morning sunlight hit Angus’ rear end and low and behold…

“It’s Jesus!” Angus’ father exclaimed.

Ever since that sanctified day, the image of Jesus has graced Angus’ buttocks.

I have no further comment after that.

1 Comment

  1. A Guy

    Angus is obviously a backward susej dog.