UK Electorate begs for death.

by | Apr 23, 2010 | Laugh? I pissed myself, UK Misery, Wasp likes these | 1 comment

According to the Daily Mash at least (emphasis mine) :

SERIOUSLY, either stop this shit or kill us, Britain’s electorate begged last night.

As the country once again found itself watching a political debate on television, voters said they would now be willing to surrender to some form of non-military, quasi-dictatorship like they have in Singapore.

Roy Hobbs, form Hatfield, said: “The first one was fucking shit but then Sky News spent 170 hours telling me that the second one was going to be really good, so I watched it and it was fucking shit.”

Last night’s highlights included Tory leader David Cameron getting angry about a leaflet that went straight into 20 million bins and a politician who thinks he’s Spiderman telling a 16 year-old public schoolboy to get real.

Meanwhile Gordon Brown has assured the man in the audience who was caught yawning that he will watch the third debate with Alistair Campbell gripping the back of his head and pressing his face really hard against the TV screen.

All of which I happen to agree with – roll on May 8th (7th will still be counting).

Do go read the full article.

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