Royal Mail may be bad but at least the postmen don’t crap in your garden.

by | Apr 20, 2011 | Bizarre News, Just plain weird, Laugh? I pissed myself, Well I never. | 5 comments

Bizarre postal news from the US :

Derfler saw it all from his living room window while he was babysitting his son Wednesday afternoon.
He started pulling his pants down and started defecating, and at that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures,” said Derfler.

Officials with the U.S. Postal Service say they are disheartened and disappointed.

“We’re taking this very seriously, and I really want to apologize to our customers and to the public. I’ve worked for the Postal Service for many years and have never heard of an incident like this, and I hope I never do again,” said Ron Anderson with the U.S. Postal Service.

Postal inspectors may have already cleaned up the evidence, according to another neighbor who said he confronted several men in suits walking around the scene of the act Thursday morning.”I told them it’s not normal to be wandering around someone’s house, especially when they are away at work. He told me, ‘It’s OK, we’re postal inspectors,'” the neighbor, who identified himself only as Dennis, told KGW.

“This is how they respect our property?,” said Derfler. “It’s just not right, and it’s also a biohazard.”
It’s also a misdemeanor crime in the city of Portland.

“Nature calls at inopportune times,” said Dennis. “But jeez, go back to your rig and find a gas station for crying out loud.”

Officials with the Postal Service told KGW they have suspended the mail carrier in question without pay, pending an investigation.

I am not sure which is the strangest part of that story – the postman taking a crap or the occupant taking an extensive series of pictures of the postman crapping (video in the link shows the pictures for those of you who may be interested in crouching postmen).

5 Comments

  1. john in cheshire

    JuliaM, my thoughts precisely. It seems that the US is bedevilled with the same third world unutterances that we have the misfortune to be labouring under.

    • Wasp

      John in Cheshire – indeed and nice use of bedevilled – I must remember to slip that into a work report soon.

  2. JuliaM

    Of course, although the pictures are blurred out, you can see he’s black. I’ll go out on a limb here, though, and suggest he’s not African-American, but rather a Somali immigrant unused to First World bathroom hygiene.

    Portland has a large community of them. If you can use the term ‘community’ that loosely.

    • Wasp

      JuliaM – You have a damned good point there. He could also be somehow related to the guy in this post although that would require mind bleach after thinking about it.

  3. JuliaM

    *boggle*