How to remove dingleberries? Use Fanny Floss of course.

by | May 23, 2011 | Bizarre News, Health, Laugh? I pissed myself, Strange Thoughts, Well I never. | 2 comments

One of the more bizarre lines of personal hygiene products :

Bizarrely, it really does exist as a product as well :

The floss proctologists recommend most.

FANNY FLOSS is a special material that is made to slide easily between even the tightest cheeks without chafing or abrading. Proctologists recommend regular flossing. Flossing has been clinically proven to remove dingleberries between cheeks to help prevent bum disease.

H/T - Rain

2 Comments

  1. microdave

    Did you read the comments on their website? One guy did a science experiment to see if it really worked!!

    I will probably use this in my “Friday Funnies” at Max Farquar, with an appropriate credit, of course!

    • Wasp

      microdave – yes I did 🙂 I hate to think what his experiment involved.

      Feel free to make it a Friday funny – not every day you get to mention fanny floss now is it!