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Woman shoots police officer with both barrels. Erm, make that both boobs!

Whilst I have heard the term bazookas used to describe breasts I don’t think I have ever read about them being used to shoot at the police before :

A woman was arrested early Saturday morning after spraying deputies with the Delaware County sheriff’s office with breast milk.

Deputies responded to a domestic violence call at about 1 a.m. Saturday at Bridgewater Banquet Facility on Sawmill Parkway in Delaware County, according to a sheriff’s office news release.

When they went there, deputies spoke to a man who informed them he and his wife, Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville, were having an argument and that his wife struck him multiple times and then locked herself in the car. He told them she was intoxicated following a wedding they attended and started the dispute, according to the release.

When deputies approached the vehicle, Robinette began yelling profanities and refused to exit the vehicle, the sheriff’s office reported.

When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle in her breast milk,” Sheriff Walter L. Davis, III said in the news release.

Deputies removed Robinette from the vehicle and arrested her. She is currently being held in the Delaware County jail, facing charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

The lady in question does appear to be the owner of large calibre weapons too judging by the article photo :

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3 comments to Woman shoots police officer with both barrels. Erm, make that both boobs!

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  • microdave

    As she was intoxicated, I wonder what the constituency of said breast milk was?

    Is there an offence of deliberately getting an infant drunk?

    • Wasp

      microdave – I hope the police didn’t get any in their mouths then or that could be drinking on duty I suspect.

      Interestingly, the US (as usual) has already charged some cocaine fuelled mothers with child abuse due to the drug content of their breast milk – there is an article or two quoted here in the comments.