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A headline you really couldn’t make up.

One of the most bizarre I have read after the hamster murdering family from New York :

Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

He wasn’t into mild S&M either judging by the description in the article :

Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.

It takes all sorts I suppose but if that isn’t strange enough, never, ever try a yoghurt sample in a supermarket or you may get more than you bargained for :

Officers responded to the store after a woman called to report an employee had given her what she was told was a yogurt sample. The woman told police she believed it was actually a bodily fluid.

FDA investigators interviewed Garcia in March. The indictment said he falsely claimed not to know that the spoon he handed the customer contained semen.

It got there all by itself is probably not the smartest defence in the world.

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