Just when you thought you had either seen or heard everything then along comes a story so bizarre that you start to wonder if there is anything left in the world that hasn’t been tried before somewhere :
Man inserts milk bottle up his bottom ‘to relieve constipation’
Doctors have released an x-ray image showing a milk bottle lodged inside an elderly man’s pelvis.
And, the X-ray has to be seen to be believed – aside from trying to imagine how it could actually help constipation, I have a hard time thinking about how the hell you get a bottle that size up there in the first place :
I am sure that would be much much worse than passing whatever was stuck up there in the first place :
The unnamed 60-year-old got himself into a spin when he slid the bottle too far up his rear-end and couldn’t remove it.
Distressed at the situation he immediately presented himself to a hospital in Zhuai, China, where he told staff what had happened.
He claims he was constipated and was attempting a rather unorthodox method of stimulating his bowel.
It’s not understood why the man didn’t visit a pharmacy to get some medicinal help first, but we’re sure he had his reasons.
I suppose it ranks alongside such excuses as I slipped and fell whilst in the bathroom to explain the array of bath toys and mobile phones which find their way into various recta around the country.
I know I’m going to regret posting this, but………..
US “adult” star Amber Rayne once told the tale of her visit to casualty to have a mobile phone removed from her a**e. She was having trouble explaining it to the the nurse on reception until somebody called her and the ringtone could be heard….
microdave – amusing but I won’t ask exactly where you heard that tale 🙂 assuming it wasn’t on the extras disk that came with her “best of … ” dvd collection 😉
She may have been sitting next to my wife in a cinema.
AE – I am wondering now exactly what kind of film you had gone to watch … 🙂