Video Interlude – How not to race a speedboat full of half naked chicks across a rough sea …

by | Sep 11, 2012 | Crying shame, elf n safety, Health, Just plain weird, Laugh? I pissed myself, Video Interlude, Wasp likes these, Well I never. | 4 comments

The driver’s impression of someone being shot being outdone by the ‘chicks in a food mixer’ ending I think :

The ‘pink bikini faceplant’ must have smarted a little too.

4 Comments

  1. microdave

    Holy crap! – Are we to assume the boat flipped completely moments later?

    Meanwhile, back on dry land, This:

    • Wasp

      microdave – I wouldn’t be surprised if it flipped – looked like a pretty violent ending and if it didn’t the driver certainly ended up in a somewhat compromising position under the bikini heap. Now, the supra chick in your link is damned amusing in a opening sequence to cheap porno sort of way – “ooh well would you look at that officer … my clothes have all just fallen open with the harsh braking there …” 🙂

      • microdave

        Water might seem fairly “soft” if you’ve only experienced it at low speeds. However I can remember being taken for a ride in a speedboat on a (apparently) pretty calm lake, and it damn well wasn’t smooth at 45mph! I found the same thing on a float plane ride downunder…

        • Wasp

          microdave – yes, I remember jumping into the local pool from the ten meter platform as a youngster and when you didn’t go in cleanly feet first it felt like you had been slapped with a wooden plank on the back of your legs, shoulders, head and backside. You can see the violence in the video actually if you watch all the people in the back of the boat near the end of the clip doing a double tap with their heads against the hull – wouldn’t be surprised if there were soem broken noses and concussions there somewhere as they look rather limp after the second impact …